Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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