That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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