- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Women's Rights

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's 9+10? 19

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