drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Fine, ladies first.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Jordan is pregant

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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