- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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