What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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