- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Caolan and Eamon

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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