- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A dyslexic blind man

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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