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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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