How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock knock Whose there? 4

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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