- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Black people.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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