- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim has no humor

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

George W. Bush

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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