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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

I like school Said no one ever.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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