What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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