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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the dog die? He was old

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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