What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Good job, son.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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