An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Okay.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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