- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

whats green and slimy? green slim

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

I have a horse.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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