- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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