- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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