- Anti Joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

sorry got to poo

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

roses are red violets are indigo

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

womens rights

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14