- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

what do you call your mama at the gas station

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

knock knock? come in

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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