Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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