Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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