- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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