Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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