- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

PIED NINNY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

I'm winning at Scrabble.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor