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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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