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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

kennah campion when she talks

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Who wants water? I do.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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