- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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