Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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