- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Ben Affleck

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What hurts like hell? HELL

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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