a man makes a bad joke

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

black people

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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