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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

black people

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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