- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Trump will make America great again.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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