- Anti Joke

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.