- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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