- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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