hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Where's the soap?

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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haha

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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what are three short words? i a am

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