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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Banana Hamock.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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