Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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