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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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