- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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