- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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