- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

nothing

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Chris is hairy

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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