- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

2 + 2 = 4

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

You bumder!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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