What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Caramel Boing.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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