What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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