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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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