Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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