- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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