- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

whats green and lives in the water

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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