- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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