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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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