Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Charlie Sheen is winning

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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