- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

women's rights

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

nothing

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

womans having rights.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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