What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

your face

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

I have read the terms and conditions

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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