- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Fat? Jesse Z

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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