Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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