- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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