Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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ure mama's so fat

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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