Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Yellow People !!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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