Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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