How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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