- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Call of Duty is a good game.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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