- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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