- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

2 + 2 = 4

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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