- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

it was all Tagart

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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