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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A blind man walks into a library.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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