- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats green and slimy? green slim

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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