- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the new green? Green

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

David Cameron

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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