whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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