Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Nickelback.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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