Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Knock knock Go away

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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whats black and large -me

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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