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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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