- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

silver bullet?

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Women's Rights

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

whats black? the colour

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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