What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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call me maybe.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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