Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

womens rights.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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