A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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