Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

wanna hear a joke? yes

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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