What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

cory

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

one stop shop

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

8===D

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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