- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

hola said the chinese man

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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