Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Oh, go away

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Penis

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Anti Joke

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