- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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