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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Sarah Palin.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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