What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

whats chinese noodles

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

I have cancer. And you're next.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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