What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the fish say after he

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Black people.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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