- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

tim has no humor

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