how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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