- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

this last joke was a correction to the other one

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