Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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